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Funny Email Jokes For Everyone
(Every day is the dawn of a brand new error!)
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This Funny Email Jokes site has evolved over the years. It started out
with funny email forwards that you could modify yourself by just adding
a few X's as shown in the example below:
When I started []Yogic Flying []therapy [X]this Funny Email site
[]taking valium []cliff diving in Mexico []drug treatment []growing up,
I thought it might help you []find your lost sock []grow vegetables
[X]create your own humorous email []with your nervous breakdown []fake
enthusiasm []be the next Susan Boyle
by []eliminating broccoli from your diet []easing your anxiety attacks
[]hiding under the sofa [X]using my templates and a few "X's" []dying
your hair blue []"mind-melding" with Spock.
If that's what you're looking for then click here and start using my
FREE TEMPLATES to create UNIQUE emails to forward to your friends. But
the site has now evolved into much more than that.
Click on any of the pictures on the right to take you to the Greeting
Cards, Funny Business email, Cartoons And Comics or Jokes sections that
have emerged.
Or, better still, watch the short video below first as it explains what
this Funny Email Jokes site is all about.
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CLICK BELOW FOR LOTS OF UNIQUE FUN!
These cartoons, comics, funny email jokes and email templates are
unlike any anywhere else on the Internet! Be the first in your "email
group" to forward them on. All the fun pages are listed below with a
bit of an explanation as to what they are all about. Or, you also can
go straight to the buttons on the left of the page to spread the humor.
Darry McGaw, EzineArticles Basic Author
Start clicking now!
Funny Messages To Send To Your Friends
Unique funny email messages can now be created and sent by anyone -
quickly and easily
Greeting Cards
Greeting cards on the Internet often lack humor. Replace the standard
verbiage with any of these templates.
Funny Free Business Email
Use these free business email templates to bring some humor to an
otherwise staid environment.
Cartoons
I added cartoons to some of my favorite funny email jokes. Now you can
send them with your funny messages. (They are unique!)
Joke Central
This section continues to grow as I find new "funny" areas to
highlight.
People Networking
Based on a book I wrote called "Familizing Your Group".
Punny Puns
A collection of funny puns for you to contemplate.
Funny Dog Emma Says
This funny dog Emma says lots of things through her interpreter Darry.
See the pictures here.
Funny T-Shirts
Funny t-shirts, caps and cups with my unique cartoons on them. Take the
fun from your computer and wear it!
Funny Books
Funny books make great gifts. Give yourself one!
Comebacks To Pick-up Lines
Here are some funny comebacks to pick-up lines that women often
encounter in bars.
Funny News
Funny news from around the world, updated constantly and now you can
instantly comment on it as well. Do you think it's funny? (It's where I
get some of my funny email jokes.)
The HST Song
The HST song is for Canadians only. It won't mean much to others and is
a remake of The MTA Song by the Kingston Trio
Fun Forwards
How to create your own fun email forwards by using these templates by
simply "Xing" boxes.
Humorous Emails To Send
Do you have funny emails to send to your friends? I mean ones you've
created not ones that you've forwarded. Now you can create your own.
Create Funny Emails To Share
Would you like to create emails that are funny and share them with the
rest of us?
Resignation
Resignation with a twist! Use this free funny template to resign from
your job.
Funny Email Jokes From You!
Email forwards that you submit are added to this website through this
page.
Funny Email Blog
The Blog keeps you up-to-date with all additions and changes made this
website. (Go to the RSS box on the left to get on the list.)
Best Email This Week
The best email I've come across this week is here. Comment or add your
own.
Mother Advice Page
Mother advice is a collection of funny one-liners in cartoon form. It's
all about mothers giving advice to their daughters.
Daily Comic
The daily comic is a unique, funny comic created by me from email I
receive that I think is a "yuk".
Most Recent Joke
This most recent joke page is where I'll stick good, funny jokes as I
receive them.
Thinkers Jokes That Might Require Some Thought
The thinkers jokes on this page may make you think a little to get
them!
Good Joke
If you need a good joke, you may find it here. I thought they were
funny or interesting and that's why I posted them here.
Adult Jokes
These jokes contains PG 14 rated jokes and may not be suitable for
yournger readers.
Funny Or Not
Funny Or Not is a page where you can vote whether or not you think a
joke is funny and instantly see how others have voted! Do you have a
strange sense of humor?
Your Own Page
Get your own page on this site (for free) by sending us any email,
jokes or videos that you think might fit on this site.
Who am I?
Here's a little introduction to me and what I do.
Contact Me
Use this Contact Me page to ask me questions or tell me something
related to the site.
Funny Articles I Have Written
Any articles that I have published on the web are listed here.
Donation
Any donation (no matter how small) will help defray the costs of
keeping this website going. Thanks!
Funny Links I Like
I like these links because they are related to my topic - email humor.
Site Search
Site search will let you search this website as well as the Internet.
Website Income
Website income can be generated by following Site-Build-Its successful
model.
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